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10 of the Sexiest Halloween Costumes for Girlfriends and Off Limits for Daughters!

Halloween: the world’s most scantily clad holiday! Women everywhere flood the Ricky’s of America fervently finding the right costume to out-hooch one another, and men applaud our efforts! Well not all of us… Check out 10 of the sexiest costumes that guys would love to see their girlfriend or wife wear (mostly anything short, gripping, occupational, or comes with either a hat or an accent) and wish their sisters and daughters would never touch!

Playboy Bunny

Every man daydreams about being Hugh Hefner for one day: he lives in a robe, harvests rabbits, and is a living legend. You have the power to help him live out this dream and you’re only a bunny tail away from glory… “I love seeing girls in Playboy outfits because they look like prizes. A prize that I’d like to win but seeing my daughter in that would give me nightmares…”- Elliot, 36

By Guerdley of WWMD

Sexiest, Halloween Costumes, girlfreinds

Sexiest, Halloween Costumes, girlfreinds

Halloween: the world’s most scantily clad holiday! Women everywhere flood the Ricky’s of America fervently finding the right costume to out-hooch one another, and men applaud our efforts! Well not all of us… Check out 10 of the sexiest costumes that guys would love to see their girlfriend or wife wear (mostly anything short, gripping, occupational, or comes with either a hat or an accent) and wish their sisters and daughters would never touch!

Playboy Bunny

Every man daydreams about being Hugh Hefner for one day: he lives in a robe, harvests rabbits, and is a living legend. You have the power to help him live out this dream and you’re only a bunny tail away from glory…
“I love seeing girls in Playboy outfits because they look like prizes. A prize that I’d like to win but seeing my daughter in that would give me nightmares…”- Elliot, 36

By Guerdley of WWMD

Sexiest, Halloween Costumes, girlfreinds

Sexiest, Halloween Costumes, girlfreinds

Dominatrix

Powerful men fantasize about being dominated and if that’s the case for your guy, we urge you to take full advantage ladies! With one costume you can fulfill all of his wants, plus yours! Don’t bother thanking us now, we’d much rather you just start on your list of demands…The dominatrix is hot. Really anything with latex is always considered naughty, and naughty equals every man’s fantasy. Obviously, I would never want to think of my sister in that way! Ugh ” – Denver, 26

Sexiest, Halloween Costumes, girlfreinds

Sexiest, Halloween Costumes, girlfreinds

Sailor

And then there is the fetish… A woman in uniform. We’ve seen it done plenty of times but go on champ, be a good sport (gentle punch on chin) and dress up for him. “I know it’s a bit played out but I love a woman in uniform … I think it’s sexy! A little girl would never be a sailor or a cop so as for my daughter… I’d rather not see my little girl in this outfit!” – Sam, 28
French maid

Sexiest, Halloween Costumes, girlfreinds

Sexiest, Halloween Costumes, girlfreinds

Avatar

What can we say? The male imagination… is from out of this world (Mars we theorize…).
“An avatar is cool because there’s something real sexy and primitive about that costume. It’s also a body suit. Gotta love that. But my daughter in that… now the excitement has gone away.” –Adrian, 25

Sexiest, Halloween Costumes, girlfreinds

Sexiest, Halloween Costumes, girlfreinds

French Maid

In the back of his mind, there is a very compliant woman that will clean the house, cook his breakfast and fold his laundry… Under no circumstances can this woman be his daughter.
“I want to see my girl in a French maid outfit because I know that I don’t have to do much. But my daughter could never wear that because that means that it would make her an easy target to guys with perverted minds.” – Adam, 31

Sexiest, Halloween Costumes, girlfreinds

Sexiest, Halloween Costumes, girlfreinds

Cheerleader

Nothing helps motivate the growth of chest hair like some shimmying poms-poms and a personal chant (long live machismo). It’s a boyish fantasy that outlives puberty, transcends adulthood, and coquettishly skips into his mid-life crisis. As it appropriately should; females acting girlie are sexy, but ONLY when *acting*.
“I would say a sexy cheerleader…But never for my daughter. Too enticing to the wrong type of guy- the male imagination can get really wild. I know what thoughts come to mind when I see a sexy cheerleader. I don’t want any guy sharing the same thoughts about my daughter!” – Sha , 38

Sexiest, Halloween Costumes, girlfreinds

Sexiest, Halloween Costumes, girlfreinds

Nurse

All men appreciate some good old fashioned TLC (bless their infantile hearts) – especially when that TLC services his every beckon call erotically. Such dutiful servitude will always grant this come-hither care-taker a VIP pass to any man’s wet dreamland.
“I would want to see my wife in a naughty nurse outfit, because it’s a secret fantasy of mines. I’d never want to see my daughter in one. That’s now a fantasy, turned nightmare! I can’t ” Chris, 35

Sexiest, Halloween Costumes, girlfreinds

Sexiest, Halloween Costumes, girlfreinds

Sexy Pirate

Treasure chest. Prize booty. Walking the plank. Hmm, what titillates more: The costume or the innuendos? “The sexy pirate is one of my favorites because it’s so easy to be creative with. But never for my daughter- no she will have to be pilgrim.” –Alvin, 29

Sexiest, Halloween Costumes, girlfreinds

Sexiest, Halloween Costumes, girlfreinds

Victoria Secret Angel

He’d probably love to see you wear a bra and panties everyday of the week – but this time he also wants you in wings. You have to love a guy that outdoes himself…”I love the whole Victoria Secret Angel outfit done right- always sexy. As for my daughter- I don’t even want to think about that!”- Ahmed, 30

Sexiest, Halloween Costumes, girlfreinds

Sexiest, Halloween Costumes, girlfreinds

Exotic Animals

Remember when Selita Ebanks played a bird in Kanye West’s music video “Runaway?” Of course you do…”I love it when girls dress up as wild cats or any other type of exotic animal. They get into character too- very sexy. If my daughter ever dresses up as an animal it better be cuddly with paws…”– Mark, 26

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