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15 Rules of Pimping Inspired By Rihanna

Rihanna could be a modern day pimp because she seems to have a certain control over men… ask Drake and Chris Brown. Maybe it’s her show-stopping sexiness, her bedroom behavior, or a lesson learned from her mother, but whatever it is, it seems to be addictive.

"…Rihanna got a thing with her where she can…she leave the guy looking like they were the girls. They be hurt,” 50 Cent was quoted as saying recently. “…I don’t even want that kind of p-ssy. Keep that. What kinda booty is that?”

The 26-year-old beauty has been able to wrap some note worthy celebrities (Pimp word: "hos") around her cute tattooed fingers (Shia LaBeouf, MLB player Matt Kemp, and NBA player J.R. Smith, Chris Brown and now Drake) – Of course some of these people were alleged flings.

Pimps pass down the game to each other. Rihanna’s game seems similar to the game of pimps like Rosebudd and Fillmore Slim. This list, inspired by Rosebudd, is all about the ladies pimping the men with the help of boss lady, Rihanna.

Maybe Rihanna will get one of those pimping awards at the next player’s ball. lol

Check out the rules of pimping inspired by RiRi!

Don't Worry

Don’t Worry

A PIMP:

Can't worry when the ho is not around.

The ho will always come back if your game is strong. When your worried it is a sign of weakness. You can't look weak when you are out pimping or your hos will test you. You have to keep it tight.

Rihanna stays cool under pressure.

Friends Over Hos

Friends Over Hos

A PIMP:

Don't let no ho come between her and their pimp friends.

Real pimping recognize real pimping. You can't let your ho ever get in the way of your friendship with your pimp friends. You have to stay level headed . Your pimp friends will be able to let you know if your slipping.

Rihanna always has a friend to hold her down and she doesn't let her hos mess that up.

I Don't Need You

I Don’t Need You

A PIMP:

Has to let a ho understand that they don't need them. (Never let them know you need them deep down inside.)

You have to keep the poker face in order to keep all your hos in order.

We never see Rihanna sweat and she always looks hot.

Bottom B**** Mary J.

Bottom B**** Mary J.

A PIMP has to know:

How to have more then one ho:

When your pimping you have to have more then one ho. Mary Jane seems to be Rihanna's bottom B****. They seem to roll with each other everywhere.

Mary Jane is the perfect bottom B**** for Rihanna.

Muddy Waters

Muddy Waters

A PIMP:

Has got to be ready to catch at all times.

A pimp always has to be on their toes when they are moving around in the streets. You might find a ho anywhere and you have to be ready to catch that ho. You have to catch them like a fisherman catches a bass.

Rihanna is no stranger to catching them whenever and where ever.

Tears

Tears

A PIMP:

Has to not be a cream puff when they see tears.

Hos will cry and you have to be emotionally tough enough to ignore it. You have to stick to the script and not let emotion cloud your judgement.

Men always cry but never admit it. They cry for Rihanna because her pimping is strong.

Check Em Out

Check Em Out

A PIMP knows when:

They get a new one to check them out and not just accept them.

You have to put your new hos through the ringer. You always have to keep them on their toes. They are going to have to work hard to earn their spot.

Rihanna will get something new but they are never comfortable because she makes them work.

Came Back

Came Back

A PIMP will:

Learn how to pimp a ho when they have left and come back.

You can't get mad or catch feelings when a ho leaves. A ho is always going to be a ho so you just have to use it to your advantage. When the ho comes back just make sure you keeo your pimp hand strong.

Rihanna always keeps her pimp hand strong.

Decisions ... Decisions

Decisions … Decisions

A PIMP:

Shouldn't be afraid of decisions they have to make.

When a decision needs to be made a pimp has to tighten up and make it. A pimp can't cry or show weakness. They have to make a decision and never look back.

Rihanna made a decision to move on and in rare form.

Trust a ho

Trust a ho

A PIMP shouldn't be:

Afraid to trust a ho if it is warranted.

You need to get your hos to tell on eachother. This will help you know what they are doing and their plans without revealing yours. Being informed is essential for pimping. Sometimes you are going to have to trust a ho to stay one step ahead of the other hos.

Rihanna knows how to move around and get what she wants from all her hos.

Mind, Body & Soul

Mind, Body & Soul

A PIMP has to:

Make sure they own their ho's mind, body and soul… test it out often to make sure.

You have to be able to control their whole being. A pimp has to control the mind, body and soul. You are not trying to trick anyone but you are trying to be that drug they need and can't get enough of. Their mind, body and soul shouldn't be able to kick the habit (that pimping).

Rihanna has dudes fighting and writing songs for her. She is all consuming.

Go Figure

Go Figure

A PIMP has to be able to know:

That when a ho leaves your a$$ don't try to figure it out.

If that ho gets out of pocket just keep pimping. You can't stop doing your thing because something didn't work out. You have to stick to your plan and keep on keeping on.

Rihanna is not trying to figure anything out. She just waits until she feels like reaching out and does so.

Game On

Game On

A PIMP has to:

Approach the situation with GAME.

GAME is the foundation of pimping. Rihanna has to use what she has to get what she wants. She has been able to pull brothers into her web. Her game is strong and no one can deny it.

Rihanna's game is always on 100%. Check her stats.

Diplomacy

Diplomacy

A PIMP has to be:

DIPLOMATIC.

Diplomacy is always the best way to make things happen. Conversation and problem solving skills should always be the first option before you have to go guerilla on one of these hos.

Rihanna is diplomatic until she sends her fans after you. LOL

Cold As Ice

Cold As Ice

A PIMP has to be:

COLD.

In order to make the right decisions when it comes to the heart you might have to be cold. Rihanna has had to ignore her feelings for Chris Brown and move on to what she sees as a better situation.

Rihanna is cold as ice when it is time to be… ice cold.

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