I’ve been wondering why women are so obsessed with the size of his “D Thang.” It doesn’t necessarily determine whether or not the sex will be good. It doesn’t affect how he’ll treat her. My personal stance: As long as it doesn’t look like a little boy’s wee wee, then we’re good to go. There are some people that say it’s all about the motion in the ocean, but how much motion can a little “D Thang” create? And this is where the true female concerns about “D Thang” size lies. It’s that fear of ending up with a guy that is not quite equipped in bed. You know what they say about a guy who has big shoes! No worries… I’m not going to hit you with that played out theory or the silliness about him having big hands or the dated tales about ethnicity being a good judge of size. They’ve all been wrong! wrong! and WRONG!
One might actually understand why our “D Thang” Previewer decided to start exercising her viewing rights. As she so adamantly put it “He has an idea of what [my] merchandise is like, I don’t [of his].” And it’s true! Are we destined to continue playing the guessing game until we conveniently end up in his bed and are confronted by Mr. Mini-P …#sadness…possibly, not anymore. So how does this new tested and proven theory work? Read on! Alas! A theory with scientific evidence from Tae Beom Kim at the Urology Department of Gachon University Gil Hospital in Incheon, South Korea.
“According to our data…the shorter index (second) finger than ring (fourth) finger you have, the longer stretched penile length you have.”
Yup, they’ve got a pretty good backing there. 144 men tested to prove this new theory, but for me, it just wouldn’t seem completely legit until I did my own research for this sensitive topic, so I did! My friends and I, rounded up the top 5 Big Kahunas that we’ve dated and the 5 most memorable Ini Minis and took to Facebook to do some comparisons. Here’s what we came up with in comparison to those old school assumptions (Sorry no names included). That just wouldn’t be right.(lol) but we did include some famous faces below):
Big Boys:
Guy 1 â Ring finger and index fingers are the same size (Avg. feet, Avg. hands)
Guy 2 – *Theory True* Ring finger longer than his index finger (Avg. feet, Small hands)
Guy 3 â *Theory True* Ring finger longer than his index finger (Avg. feet, Avg. hands)
Celebrity Proof
Kanye West â Index and ring fingers are the same size (Avg. feet, Avg. hands)
Stevie J – *Theory True* Ring finger longer than his index finger (Avg. feet, Avg. hands)
Mini- P’s:
Guy 1 â Index and pointer fingers are the same size (Small hands, Small Feet)
Guy 2 â *Theory True* Ring finger shorter than his index finger (Avg. feet, Average hands)
Guy 3 â *Theory True* Ring finger shorter than his index finger (Big feet, Avg. hands)
Guy 4 â *Theory True* Ring finger shorter than his index finger(Avg. feet, Avg. hands)
Guy 5 – *Theory True* Ring finger shorter than his index finger (Avg. feet, Avg. hands)
“The so-called ‘digit ratio’ in this study refers to the length of the index finger divided by the length of the ring finger. The lower the ratio, the study suggests, the longer the penis may be.”
Well now… I’d say we’ve got a winner here. Of course there’s an exception to every rule so don’t beat down our comment wall if you find one guy who the rule doesn’t apply to, BUT do your own Facebook stalking and let us know what you find. Let’s see if this really works. If so, it’ll be one huge freaking ABOUT TIME step for women-kind (lol). Crank it out ladies. And Men… The proof is right in front of you so let us know the deal as well. Is the theory true? Can’t wait to hear from ya.
Until next time!
PS. Another theory that this lovely lady vouches for
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