The female body has always been viewed as a thing of beauty. We see the female body in its glory in artwork throughout the ages. It is not something dirty, but something to be celebrated…all shapes and sizes. However, today what is considered beautiful is very much controlled by the media. When people look at fashion magazines, television and music videos, they are given a uniformed looked that tells you what beauty should be. For many years, thin women have been considered beautiful, but with the Hip Hop culture taking root in media, we are redefining what beauty is. In this case, we are showing our appreciation for the beauty of the big butt aka booty, onion, wagon…whatever you want to call it!
Its about time that the voluptuous women had a chance to show and shake what their mama gave them. Being voluptuous is a beautiful thing. Now, the brothers have always loved voluptuous women, it’s just in our DNA, but it seems everyone else is jumping on the band WAGON. That’s great because women don’t have to feel pressured to be skinny. So with that said, we have compiled a list of some of the biggest and most amazing “assets” in the game. Remember, we are celebrating the beauty of this feature of the body and are not objectifying the person’s value based on a body part. It just so happens to be the focus to show what was once viewed as unattractive in mainstream Media is now celebrated.
Before I get into listing our ten favorites, I would like to distinguish the different kinds of shapes of the buttocks which are listed below: (Listen to the Reverend and continue)
Everyone wants a heart and not just on Valentine’s Day. The upside down heart- or A-shaped butt is typically considered the prettiest and most desirable shape. This shape is all about the smaller waist and bigger hips which are universally desirable for the waist-to-hip ratio of 0.7.
The round for some is amazing, but can be a bit intimidating. Be careful. These butts usually jump right out at you.
A square butt can be nice if it is big enough. A square butt tends to look flat from the side, and almost a little masculine. Research done by plastic surgeons say that the square butt is the most complained about.
The V-Shape is widely viewed as the least attractive butt shape, which gets its look from the presence of more fat in the waist and outer thighs. This is also the most challenging shape from a surgical perspective. We will not be focusing on the V-Shape however there is beauty in all shapes.
THIS LIST IS NOT RANKED IN ORDER. (Relax.)
Kandi may be the silent killer out of the group, but trust us when we say she’s working with a lot. Her booty just get overshadowed by all her career accomplishments from TV to Music to sex toys.
Deeleshis aka Chandra Davis has a gigantic backside that would grab the attention of any man or woman. She has a small waist and a delicious butt that is proof that you can be voluptuous and sexy.
Kim Kardashian has shown the world that the Armenians have “assets” too. No wonder why the brothers love the Kardashians. She has a beautiful body even with a child on the way.
No disrespect to Jay, but your shorty got a wagon! Beyonce has a wonder backside with amazing hips to complement them.
The window seat really showed us what she was working with. She has always been a sweat heart, but that back side went on and on.
She has an attitude and buns of steel. She knows she looks good and doesn’t take no shit from no one, not even “Stebie.”
No list would be complete without Nicki Minaj in the mix. Her body is like a wonderland and starts from the back. Not only can she spit, she also has the beauty to match.
J. Lo never seems to fall when she pops her head out or more importantly backside to the public. She has shown us how to shake it since she was a fly girl and seems to do it with grace as she becomes more seasoned.
Tahiry has modeled and started a career as a singer. She is now stepping out of the shadow of Joe Budden. However, there is something that always seems to get in the way of everything and that is her voluptuous Dominican backside that has been wonderfully crafted by nature to say bye to everyone as she walks away.
K. Michelle has been through all the rain, but it seems like she is finally seeing some sun. She is a talented and a beautiful singer, but we are not focusing on that today. We are focusing on her amazing body and more specifically how she was engineered to fit so much junk in that trunk. There is something magical about it and we want to show our appreciation by adding you to this list, K. Michelle.