Ladies and yes gentlemen (every guy does not know about football.) Super Bowl is here and you have to be ready. There will be football parties and get togethers at bars, homes and lounges. You will be around alot of people and you may even meet the man or women of your dreams. This is a great time to link up with new people in different settings. You do not want to come off as someone that doesn't know what's going on during a Super Bowl party. So in order to help you find your boo at your Super Bowl of your choice here are a couple of tips for the folks not too familiar with the game of football.
Keep in mind that football to many is damn near a religion and should not be played with. Football fanatics have been known to jack "non believers" when they feel their team has been disrespected. Keep in mind that there is nothing that a fan hates more then a fake fan so be careful and enjoy your Super Bowl Boo Hunt.
People into football are so into fantasy football. Make sure you are familiar with some players that would have been great for a fantasy lineup.
Doing your research is important so you don't get confused. Sports Center is an easy way to figure out what's going on. If you turn it on to Sports Center for an hour you should be good to go.
Rep Your Colors
You need to be dressed for success. Would you go to a job interview in pum pum shorts and a tube top. (Some of you ratchets would.) The correct answer would be no. With that said you have to have the right attire and colors. Make sure you have "your teams" colors. If you want to take it to another level then get a jersey. If you want to get really cute they also have socks, hats and other memorabilia that will help people connect with you immediately.
Talk That Talk
You have to learn the correct football language. Not only do you need to learn the correct football language but you have to use it at the appropriate times. Here are a couple key phrases to use throughout the game:
"Let's go!" (When you get excited.)
"First Time." (When team extends the drive.)
"That call was B.S." (Stating anger.)
"Challenge!" (If a call is questionable.)
"Throw the flag ref." (When there is a violation.)
Find a team! This might not be easy but you have to find a team to connect with. (Having a team is like being in a gang.) It does not have to be a team that is in the Super Bowl but you need a team. You can pick a team from where you grew up or live currently. If you do not want to pick a home town team then pick a team that has colors you like. Find those colors you will look cute in and work that Super Bowl outfit like a boss.
FYI You should also know who you are cheering for in the Super Bowl.